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I'd Rather Be at the Chiropractor (feat. Elliot Reed)

from Self Help by Lucia Honey

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lyrics

He knows how to touch me
He knows how to touch me
He knows how to touch me
He knows how to touch me
He knows how to touch me
He knows how to touch me
He knows how to touch me
He knows how to touch me

You think you are hot shit
But lords knows this ain’t it
Hold on to nothing
So ready for something
Allergic to discourse
Heads-up, I’m so bored
You worry ’bout my health
I just want your deep pockets
Ready to spiral
Keep hitting a stonewall
The end of the mourning
When I’m the most horny
Feeling unstable
Ass up on the table
I made an appointment
You don’t make me feel right

I’d rather be at the chiropractor
I’d rather be at the chiropractor
’Cause he knows how to touch me
To touch me
To touch me
He knows how to rub me
The right way
The right way
He knows how to touch me
To touch me
To touch me
He knows how to rub me
The right way
The right way
He knows how to touch me
He knows how to touch me
He knows how to touch me
The right way
The right way
He knows how to touch me
He knows how to touch me
He knows how to touch me
The right way
The right way

Allergic to discourse
Same old thrust
A dead horse
He found my center
I’m gonna let him enter
Lethargic to what feels forced
The absolute worst
You worry ’bout my health
I just want that deep pleasure
Don’t ask me what’s wrong
When I’m the most horny
My body felt locked up
But he found the passcode
Drunk in self-reflection
Drunk in satisfaction
No regrets ’cause
I only know what’s right for me

I’d rather be at the chiropractor
I’d rather be at the chiropractor
’Cause he knows how to touch me
To touch me
To touch me
He knows how to rub me
The right way
The right way
He knows how to touch me
To touch me
To touch me
He knows how to rub me
The right way
The right way
He knows how to touch me
He knows how to touch me
He knows how to touch me
The right way
The right way
He knows how to touch me
He knows how to touch me
He knows how to touch me
The right way
The right way

Hang me from your Pilates machine
I wanna realign my occipital lobe
Let’s play Kermit the Frog
I’ll be the puppet
Fix me
You can’t fix me
Dripping Like a faucet
Unbelievable
Rearrange my spine, bitch!

He knows how to touch me
To touch me
To touch me
He knows how to rub me
The right way
The right way
He knows how to touch me
To touch me
To touch me
He knows how to rub me
The right way
The right way
He knows how to touch me
He knows how to touch me
He knows how to touch me
The right way
The right way
He knows how to touch me
He knows how to touch me
He knows how to touch me
The right way

Let’s play Kermit the frog
I’ll be the puppet
Hang me from your Pilates machine
Let me see your thumbs
Pitiful!
Kisses, stay safe angels
I know you fucking need it
Acupuncture

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from Self Help, released April 2, 2021

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